18 December 2016
Collins cruises out of cabinet. Cullinane’s cows compete in court. Bouquets no longer barbed in Mt Eden prison. And Doctor calls patient a faggot.
16 December 2016
Hamilton ends homelessness. Real Estate firms caught price fixing. The Government bans the N word in place names. And Brownlee tosses a Brownlee.
5 December 2016
Kazakhstan declares that New Zealand is actually a state of Australia. Heritage NZ claims there’s not enough water. Key argues with treasury. Then hands back the keys. Kiwi dollar drops. And McClay falters in Iran.
4 December 2016
Labour wins a by-election. Kellogs wins a bad taste award. New Zealand wins over Trump evacuees. A Kiwi wins Ozzie’s big car race. And the black winners get tired.
3 December 2016
Research shows Kiwis prefer disabled parking. Irish wasps put a lid on weevils. Man names lake after himself. Buzz Aldrin evacuated to New Zealand. And McLaren driver discovers New Zealand roads are just a wee bit tricky.
2 December 2016
Teacher fired for calling student a dick. Solitary confinement no longer suitable for school children. McCormick and Brownlee swap airport stories. And New Zealand asks the world to stop fighting.
1 December 2016
Today’s news in New Zealand. Wellington apartment dwellers return home. Builder jailed for pointing laser at plane. Mayor uses foot scooter to get to work. And Kiwis warned not to buy houses unless they can afford them.
30 November 2016
Meth syndicate of two busted in Wellington. Kiwi 10 year olds need to get better at maths. Government decides sending truants to foster homes might be a bit extreme. Kiwis think life is better in Tauranga. And nudists are no longer welcome at All Blacks’ games.
29 November 2016
The Warehouse in Wainuiomata closes. A boy in Lower Hutt is disqualified from a race because he had bare feet. An aging musician dies. And a sheep is rescued.